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| well its time i speak about how my weekend went. i'm not going into
detail because if i write the wrong things i'm turning the story abound
like this aint my fault.i guess im fessing up without knowing
everything but i guess if i want to be the bigger person i might as
well just do it and shut the hell up.
friday was a bad day
because of stupid shit. i got accused of being a bad friend...they
didnt say i was a bad friend but listening to her describe it sure
sounded like it. im mean, hateful, i downtalk her, and god knows what
else. so listening to that made me mad and upset...but no one seems to
care. thats fine. so if im being a "bad friend" why doesnt someone(i
dont care who) say something? everyone knows that i like honesty, yes
its going to hurt me but you dont have to do it in a nasty message on
myspace. but when i try to be honest with people im being mean. WTF?!?
how is that fair? well from now on dont asked for my opinion just ask
simple yes or no questions. I know and understand that i am a bitch.
coming along with that name sometimes i will and can be
mean...sometimes that is the only way my point gets acrossed because no
one listens to me unless im screaming at them. does my opinion not
matter to anyone? i dont know what to say becasue im still pissed not
as much as friday but the fact still remains.
why is everyone
else jealous of everyone else? it seems like i cant have too many
friends because one or two of them will start to get mad because of
stupid reasons. i understand that most of my friends have families now
and thats why i dont talk to them much. they are raising their child or
children. as for the rest i got a busy schedule and im sure the rest of
them do too. i respect that because i know how it feels. if others cant
respect that well that aint my prob.
i know this is all jumbled around but that is how im feeling...i will post more when i damn well feel like it. | | |
| Ha the last post is fricking hilarious...anywho i have a full time second shift job which i will be transfering to first on monday YAY!!! also i got a second job at a gas station here in town and plus i still might pick up some hours at the drive thru-I KNow im crazy but when u need the money....gottta do what ya gotta do. also im getting a new used truck...lol...new to me that is. i dont have much more to say other than i turn 21 in a month bitches~~
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--Go to Google.com
--Click on Maps.
--Click on get Directions.
--From New York,New York
--To Paris,France.
--And read line # 23.
--Repost if you laugh.
p.s.... it also said it will take about 29 days and 7 hours...hmmm haha |
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so
here i sit all alone in my dark living room with nothing but the
silence. I'm still looking for a job....i have had no luck. i'm pressed
for money so if anyone knows anything about anywhere hiring that would
be greatly appreciated. which sucks because my parents are getting on
my ass, they think i'm not looking. which i am and it's not my fault
that they don't call me for an interview or whatever. In general my
parents are just on my ass. It seems like i can't have a life. I have a
boyfriend who is actually one of my ex boyfriends. My mother really
doesn't care but as long as i am happy. My father informed me today
that i am dating a loser which coming from him doesnt suprise me at
all. My father thinks that everyone is a loser and my mother told me
that. She said that it won't matter who it is he will be a loser in my
father's eyes. EVERYONE is a loser in my fathers eyes. that is why no
one likes him. But ya know i like curt i'm not gonna lie and i really
don't care what my father or anyone else thinks. Because i have always
been like that. anyways last saturday was fun celebrating kristen's
21st birthday. We got a tattoo together, which now i have 3. after
getting our tattoos we all went bowling and it was so much fun. i only
had one drink but thats alright as long as kristen was drinkin. She
deserved to drink!! God love her! on the other hand...to the other
"friends" get a life and grow the fuck up or just grow some balls for
god sake. if u don't want anything to do with me then why in the hell
would u talk to me at a party? just to be nice christ grow a pair or
does someone have a hold of them? I think it would be nice to know why
we don't talk but i'm guessing i probably know the reason why we don't
talk...but then you would go and say oh its something else. well what
in the hell is that something else? if u can't be a man and just tell
me....well i guess its ur loss because i frankly don't give a shit. and
to the bitch don't come thru the drive thru thinking you are top shit
and be nice like nothing happen. there is a reason why i'm not all
smiles when u come thru....so just act like ur old self and get a life.
ANYWHO I can't wait for saturday nite so i can go line dancing...and
maybe see a fight. well i think i got everything off of my chest that
needed off...so i'm out. | | |
| 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
1.
Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to
popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you
decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I
suggest you figure it out.
2. Thinking that kissing needs to be
this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips
against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on
the situation.
3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You
know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault
when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.
4. Expecting him to
cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want
to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a
biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head,
it's not his fault.
5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in
his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling
isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped
over you should suffice.
6. Expecting him to always lay on the
charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him
to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act
like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't
expect him to switch for you.
7. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it.
8.
Using random magazines as a sex bible. I dont know who comes up with
half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling.
9.
Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking
your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it
right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay
attention to the signals that he's sending you.
10. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.
11.
Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about
to get some pussy. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way
off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself.
12. Not shaving your legs. Im pretty bad at this myself. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor.
13.
Allowing your crotch to resemble the amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes,
some people don't want to go bare. Thats fine. If you like bush, great.
If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the
love of Christ, trim that shit if you want him to spend any time down
there.
14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only
relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in
your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted.
15.
Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging. He didn't do it.
Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he's hormonal, I
suggest you get some kneepads.
16. Expecting him to figure out
what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever
actually heard what you sound like while you're having sex? If you
heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was
causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers
like "I stubbed my toe" "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up
drywall".
17. Leaving condoms up to him. If you're sexually
active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and
keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them, and it's just as
much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a
slut, you shouldn't be having sex anyway. Go back to Jr High.
18.
Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy
can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't
be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you
a whore and tells you to come, its his way of showing that he cares if
you get off. Stop being a sissy.
19. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun.
20.
Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a
dynamic thing. Theres an awesome raw energy when you only have 20
minutes but having to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed
against the wall. Readjust your thinking.
21. Being too much of
a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start
bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt,
and you giggle and say no like it's an invitation, don't look surprised
when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your butt.
22.
Expecting him to undress you. I put a bra on almost every day. I know
for a fact that getting them off isn't always easy. Help a brother out.
23.
Undressing in the dark. If youre shy, dim the lights, but give the man
something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the
covers, either.
24. Refusing to get on top. Theres no reason men should have to do all the work.
25.
Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women.
Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little
bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2)
didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.
26.
Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him. It's your
body, you're used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do
something to make his job easier.
27. Being too afraid to guide
your partner's hand when hes touching you. Don't like the way he's
doing it? Gently take his hand and show him how you like it.
28.
Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that
you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. Its
your choice to stop, but don't look all fucking surprised when he's
confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was
going to happen?
29. Refusing to let him take control. So your a
feminist. Big fucking deal. Letting him call the shots doesn't make you
any less of one.
30. Refusing to take control. Its ok to crawl
across a bed to him on all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It's
not his responsibility to start things all the time.
31.
Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too. Men have
things like backs and shoulders and stomachs and other parts that are
fun to kiss and touch. You miss a lot of good places by concentrating
solely on his penis.
32. Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are
there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with
them, just don't ignore them.
33. Leaving him to his own
devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off
and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess.
34.
Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he
tries to titty fuck you. Jesus Christ, just push them together and
enjoy yourself. You get a great view.
35. Expecting him to
handle you like a porcelain doll. I'd hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but you're not going to break, sister. So doing it against the
wall gives you a bruise on your shoulder. Look at it later and giggle
at the memory.
36. Refusing to try things in the name of "making
love". You're not making anything. You are naked. With another person.
Making strange faces and weird noises. Stop romanticizing it.
37.
Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious.
Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit
their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip
over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters.
38.
Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a 3 some. Its the American dream.
(I know my ex is reading this right now, so a quick interjection. One
request for a 3 some is ok. Every 5 minutes, not so much. Know the
difference).
39. Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god awful cotton mouth. Really. Grab a bottle of water.
40. Nails. Its one thing tracing them up and down your partners back. Its another when you snag the goods with a claw.
41.
Bitching when you get jizz on you. You're having sex. That will happen.
Thats the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and cant jizz and
be done with it. Remember, it tightens the pores.
42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't.
43.
Faking orgasms. Just. Don't. By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks
he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know its not working,
he's not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling
sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego.
44. Not
washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a
general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a
little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of
you.
45. Anything that involves inserting anything into his body
that he has not specifically approved before hand. I don't care what
Cosmo says, some things are simply not pleasant surprises.
46.
Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because
you have 541510630 count Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand
by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They'll wash.
47.
Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with
makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that
later. And really fucking you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with
acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be.
48.
Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But
changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the
washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have
possibly passed by is not the way to do it.
49. Making a big
deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation,
or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT
helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy".
Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it
doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting
you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok.
50.
Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good
for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now,
it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps
not in that order.
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